Have you ever looked at a plate and thought, “This is it. This is how it ends.” In my delicious meeting with this curacha meal, I figured if death comes my way, I will go down fighting and I won’t have any complaints.
I am not entirely sure what is the official name of curacha but it is similar to a lobster. Maybe it is the love child of a lobster and the Kraken. The flesh is meaty, sweet and salty, high in cholesterol, but who’s counting? When I saw this for breakfast I figured, “This is it. This is why I became an adult for. To eat this massive sea creature despite my allergies and nobody can tell me I can’t.”
Obviously, I survived this colossal crab and now that I am older and wiser, I can tell you that taking the risk is worth it. I will do it again. For the glory of my belly people.