This feels like the loss of my life, I shit you not. Coming to Bohol, two hours by boat from Cebu, I am a wide-eyed kid looking forward to try and kill myself via a bungee jump called The Plunge in the town of Danao. Obviously, I am writing this, so it did not go right.
Oh, the misery. Insert dying whale noises here. From Alona Beach in Panglao, I called Danao Adventure Park: “Hi, I would like to make the 45 m free fall and eventually die in your 200 m x 300 m bungee jump facility.”
NO.
The Plunge is under maintenance. Complete reconstruction. Cancel your funeral arrangements and come back in August. Maybe we can make something happen. Fuck my life.
Naturally, with setbacks like this, there is only one recourse: curl up with food. Thank God I am brilliant at that.
Shout out to Buzz Cafe of Bohol Bee Farm. One bite out of anything from their menu and all your dreams will come true.
Open the door and the smell of carbohydrates hits your face like a brick. Can’t go wrong. Bet they can make potpourri taste good.
micahdoes 
Oh Shoot! Now you gotta come back in August to die or look for another free fall facility sooner! It’s on my Bucket List too! Maybe we can meet in heaven! LOL!
Food looks amazing – go for it. Just a quick question… why does the Shawarma joint have a lot of fruits and no shawarma (or did you not click pics of any)
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it is a shawarma and fruit shake place. the shakes are sensational but the shawarma is ordinary. truly heartbreaking, the situation with the bungee jump. how hard must it have to be for a girl to try and suicide?
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Try harder…. other foods look good. Dump the shawarma
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the food from buzz cafe is sensational, all organic. also the chicken that i had is very sexy!
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It looks it… looking forward to more posts…
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i sure hope to see similar posts from you soon. just earlier i met young people from sweden, only 19 and traveling halfway round the world!
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Wow…yes i see travelling… but not in the near future… im afraid im trying to cope with everything ive taken on at the moment…plus need to find a job i can put myself to better use in..
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there is no rush, of course. it took me awhile to get to it too. the beauty of it is once you get it onto your system, there is no turning back.
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I much rather just take my meagre savings…a backpack…my phone and charger and a journal and head out to some unknown place and just keep going…
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yes, it is about what works best for you. for example, i am more keen on traveling within my country. our islands are never ending and this is cheaper for me than flying out of the country all the time.
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I might join you… looks like a great start…
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it is a great start. my best wishes!
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Will hola when i set out
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looking forward!
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Just wonder how your post would look like if you ate all this before your jump. Thanks God, free fall of food is cancelled!
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oh don’t dare me now.
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when you said “one bite out of…” I figured a bee bit you. And, about the funeral, please cancel and hold out for as long as possible. We like having you and your excellent blog around.
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hello, yes, fortunately no bee stings. oh, thank you. no worries, am still on the road! how are you?
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Oh shit! okay you will just go with me next year if you don’t get a chance this year. That way I wont be peeing my pants alone. Sorry to hear that happened though 😦
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yes, hopefully it will all work out. good to know you are flying back. visiting family?
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Yes, My family in Bohol, Manila, (someday Mindanao) and my Bicol to spend time with the family of my wife. We are building a house in Bohol as well. We try and visit every two years.
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that is cool. be interesting to turn every island in the bicol region. i have only been to naga and legazpi. obviously there are a handful of gorgeous islands to see there. have you been to catanduanes and caramoan?
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awesome food capture and have a wonderful week, my friend.
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thanks, you too!
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at least you can eat – that’s if you can force yourself to consume food that looks as if it was prepared by Jackson Pollock. Meanwhile, contemplate eternity so you are able to make more sense of it at that moment just before you hit the ground…
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the chicken might be the sexiest one i have ever seen!
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All that food looks so amazing…I think my mouth is actually watering 😋
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they were nice, consoled me. the vegetarian pizza was so awesome.
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Fuck. You are really funny. Perfect timing.
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hello, thanks. great to hear from you.
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I love your posts!! 😂👍🏻❤️
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oh, thanks. great to hear from you. many thanks for dropping by!
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